Musing of the unknown kind!

So it all starts with a phone call. he calls you in between work.. and acts all smug and sweet. You feel grand and the smugness becomes contagious.

then comes the wake up call. "I was thinking..." you know what they mean when they say that. In blue blossom, it translates to.. 

 " hey, i put my brain aside & was completely jobless. so I dug up a guys grave, just to check what tie he wore at his funeral... & guess what..  it was muddy brown"

I mean.. what is it with men & musing..??? For starters, they dont "muse" when the occasion calls for it,  and when they do.. its always about things you never wanna talk about!

so well.. blue blossom was "thinking.." 

"well, you say that I never gift you anything, right? But i do.. I mean, dont you remember me getting you a gift when you asked me the 100th time?"

"oh. yea.."(with a tone of vivid recollection), "you gifted me an MP3 player, the one that yor parents gave you. The same one that consumes so much battery that it costs you 10 bucks everytime you heard a song?

yea, yea.. i remember" (ok, who said I was an easy girlfriend.. stand up & take that back!)

"nO, im not talking about that one. I am talking about the best book in history... "the Double helix". You know it was really important to me. After all, my parents gave me that book, at a very important occasion of my life"

"ooo yea.. that one.. of course sweety, I remember that, but you gave it to me as a parting gift, before leaving. Couldnt carry it all the way beacuse my bags were full & there was no space. The flight had a max. limit 0f 24Kg each

& I had to practically pack my entire 20 yrs of existence, into those "Gibralter-esque" bags."

"Ok.. but what abt that ring I gave you.."

"ooo yea.. the one that you got from Hyd? the one that was your finger size. (I know Im fat, but all my fat is not concentrated on my fingers you know!)" 

"well.. umm.. what abt...???"

"okie huney.. time out.. Lets not get into that. Is there something else we need to discuss? I really ahve to ge see whether my agarose gel worked this time"

"yup"

Shoot.. what do you wanna ask?

"Do you love me?"